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THE MIRRORS ALSO BEEN GIVING BE DIRTY LOOKS

LETS ALL HATE AGAINST FACEBOOK

This is my final farewell to facebook

HOW I VIEW PARENTS AGAINST VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES

WANTED REVIEW

most people are sheep and will rave about any old generic bullshit. an excellent example of this would be comic book movies. oh most of the franchises start out great but eventually i boils down to a big bottle of piss. but when people just start turning out movies that could be good and totally change the movie into a your average generic hollywood blockbuster that ultimately fails.

but every once in a while the hollywood executives get something right. one of those things is wanted. now first i must say that this movie is very different from the graphic novel but what they do change works very well with the story. at first the movie seems to have filled out a manditory action movie check list.

1.nudity

2.exsplovies

3.gunplay

but the movie checked off the 2 optional box on the back side of the paper. and that box is style. the movie presents its self so well. but what makes this movie far better then other action movies is that it combines elements  of comedy. it reminds me of the one liners that were used in die hard. it was one of the most enjoyable movies i've ever seen.

YEAH FOR KNICKERS(say it fast and you'll get it)

ONE OF MY FEARS

fuck you facebook

today i deleted the my facebook profile and it feels so good!!!

QUANTUM OF SOLACE REVEIW

very few things transcend generations and leave a lasting impression one of those things are james bond.this week i went to go see Quantum of solace with some friends. the experience started off great with a spirt trailer for the spirt then the movie just went down hill from there. the movie picks up with a car case with so many cut scenes of the cars with so many motion blurs. i couldn't tell what was what. when there wasn't a motion blur the car took up 3/4 of the screen. then we find out that there's a secret organization with people every where. then bond chase down the traitor and then the story goes through the same thing every bond does

one he finds out the villains plot.the villain is stealing water and causing a draught south america country.

two bond goes to the villains hideout(in this movie its a eco-hotel) and its destroyed in a shot out. god forbid to he leaves some evidence.

 i really wanted to like it but it just kept pushing me away. i think it was about an hour in to the movie then came the goldfinger reference. the girl who was sent to send bond back to london except she's seduced and taken to a party by bond and then left behind. she's found later in the hotel room covered in oil. what was the point of this and to add insult to injury she's in the same pose.

when the camera cuts out to a shot from outside the tunnel the scenery is incredible but no lets put the camera in the best possible angle for viewing the grill how exciting. marc foster has also been taking from the jason bourne play book.

the film is mediocre. it takes no risk and doesn't really excite. it doesn't really feel like a bond movie. it seems like any old action movie with an environmental twist but who really cares. it missing the suave of the the sean connery films. you know what for the next bond film they should drop daniel craig and bring back sean connery. thats right i want to see a 78 year old man fight off the bad guys and it will be even more impressive when he does it with a broken hip.

THE ORANGE BOX REVEIW

THE ORANGE BOX REVEIW

The xbox 360 has been around since 2005 and the biggest game is halo 3. I played Halo 3 about 2 months ago with a friend. The only thing that was Ok about the game was the multi player and even that isn't the best there is. My personal favorite is Call Of Duty 4. the story line is shit the aliens try to destroy the earth. and you play as a person inside a suit of armor. i just don't see wants so good about this game. What's to praise. its all shit.

Now i know what you're thinking, this sounds like a review for halo 3 but its not its the other game I've played in which aliens invade. but this time its given a better reason for why. a science experiment gone wrong. this is when we are introduced to the freeman himself. GORDON FREEMAN!!!!!!!(roars of cheers and applause) Gordon's was part of the experiment that helped the aliens invade. the former administrator at black mesa now runs earth under the alien rule. Gordon arrives in the capital, city 17. Let the revolution begin.

i would go on a bit more but that would just ruin the story. one of the things that really impressed me was the atmosphere of the games. the headcrabs will scare the shit out of you. the jump at you when you turn counters and you run backwards firing your gun wildly in every direction. It will scare the shit out of you. the enviroments are spectacular and the physics engine is really fun to play around with. 

the orange box comes with 5 games for $20. you get half life 2, ep 1 ep 2. ep 1 and ep 2 may be sort but them coming in a package with half life 2 more then makes up for it. The other game that comes in the orange box is portal is game is the best game ever and if you dispute it  you will be shoot in the knee caps i don't how good gears 2 was PORTAL is better in every single way. sure its short but it accomplishes every thing it needs to and more. but portal just might not be the game for you if your one of those little bitchs you need teabag everything they see because they like have some sick perverted urge that requires them to but their balls on their forehead. you twat donkeys.

GO BUY THIS NOW. you can get it for the xbox or pc. but what ever you do don't be a jackass and buy the game for the ps3 the ps3 version sucks shit. this is a must have for your xbox or pc. i can't what for for ep 3. VIVA LA REVOLUTION