Tuesday, March 3, 2009

THE ORANGE BOX REVEIW

THE ORANGE BOX REVEIW

The xbox 360 has been around since 2005 and the biggest game is halo 3. I played Halo 3 about 2 months ago with a friend. The only thing that was Ok about the game was the multi player and even that isn't the best there is. My personal favorite is Call Of Duty 4. the story line is shit the aliens try to destroy the earth. and you play as a person inside a suit of armor. i just don't see wants so good about this game. What's to praise. its all shit.

Now i know what you're thinking, this sounds like a review for halo 3 but its not its the other game I've played in which aliens invade. but this time its given a better reason for why. a science experiment gone wrong. this is when we are introduced to the freeman himself. GORDON FREEMAN!!!!!!!(roars of cheers and applause) Gordon's was part of the experiment that helped the aliens invade. the former administrator at black mesa now runs earth under the alien rule. Gordon arrives in the capital, city 17. Let the revolution begin.

i would go on a bit more but that would just ruin the story. one of the things that really impressed me was the atmosphere of the games. the headcrabs will scare the shit out of you. the jump at you when you turn counters and you run backwards firing your gun wildly in every direction. It will scare the shit out of you. the enviroments are spectacular and the physics engine is really fun to play around with. 

the orange box comes with 5 games for $20. you get half life 2, ep 1 ep 2. ep 1 and ep 2 may be sort but them coming in a package with half life 2 more then makes up for it. The other game that comes in the orange box is portal is game is the best game ever and if you dispute it  you will be shoot in the knee caps i don't how good gears 2 was PORTAL is better in every single way. sure its short but it accomplishes every thing it needs to and more. but portal just might not be the game for you if your one of those little bitchs you need teabag everything they see because they like have some sick perverted urge that requires them to but their balls on their forehead. you twat donkeys.

GO BUY THIS NOW. you can get it for the xbox or pc. but what ever you do don't be a jackass and buy the game for the ps3 the ps3 version sucks shit. this is a must have for your xbox or pc. i can't what for for ep 3. VIVA LA REVOLUTION

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