Tuesday, August 18, 2009

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         This just in I hate America. This was confirmed today after I saw footage from the town hall meeting they are having over health. If you haven't seen this here's a summary of how these meetings went. First a reasonable expert on the topic tries explaining the health care bill to the town’s folk. The expert then opens up the floor to questions. The town’s folk instead of asking questions just shut things along the lines of how socialism is bad and how Barack Obama is trying to kill them. You know the republican position. The expert tries but fails to claim the people down. The town’s folk then resort to chimpanzee and start throwing their poop around the room and fighting over a bunch of bananas. You know it must really fucking suck to be Barack Obama the man is trying to fix the broken health care system and the people that will be helped by the health care bill just get pissed off and start throwing their poop around like the monkeys.

         Well it's been about 10 months since left 4 dead came out and I still haven't played it. I tried renting it about two weeks ago and well let be tell you a something about Rogers video. It’s a fine store it’s were I rent movies and games. Recently I been renting more games cause I turned 17. The one game I’m dying, DYING to play is left 4 dead. For about two weeks I had been checking if it’s in and it hasn’t been, so I asked one of the employees when it’s due back and he tells me that the copies were due back in December. FUCKING DECEMBER. That’s 9 months they have let the box just sit there. I mean come on there has to be working at Rogers and notice that this game has been out for 9 months. I mean really are these people are that fucking dumb that they can’t realize this.

         Ever since I’ve turned 17 I’ve been playing m rated games. This summer I’ve played through cod 4 and 5, Bioshock, The Secret of Monkey Island, halo 3. And now I’m working on Warcraft 3, Worms (for my iPod), Ragdoll Cannon (again for my iPod), and Lego Indiana Jones. The worst one of these games was easily cod 5. I loved cod 4 it was an amazing game that I played through it at least 5 times. But cod 5 was made by trey arc. They are known as the company that fucked things up for infinity ward. It was just a generic shooter that had no heart or soul. A testament to how soulless this game is. I prefer the secret of Monkey Island. Monkey Island is a point and click adventure game from Lucas arts back when they didn’t just put out a star wars game every year. The thing that sets Monkey Island apart is the story line and the humor. I mean how couldn’t you love a game that uses the word plunder bunny. That’s about it. I’ll try to post something later this week.

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